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gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

Surprise BITCH

bewbin:

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

yall know what you did, trying to sell a shady weight loss pill to your followers and then acting as if your the victim and this wasnt justified. you deserved this for not being a decent person

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

How do I befriend you?

Anonymous

Step one: Don’t click anon

Baby: m-m...
Mom: Mama!?
Baby: m-mo...
Baby: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
anyway, whatever i guess.
me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)
chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

bauks:

TOONTOWN IS COMING BACK IN SEPTEMBER

bauks:

TOONTOWN IS COMING BACK IN SEPTEMBER

I love ass 😍😍😍😍

cumsock:

petition to change the national anthem to kelly clarksons since you been gone if this gets 100k votes obama has to look at it

comradepup:

geometric bear

comradepup:

geometric bear